While defending himself from criticism that he has been absent in dealing with the city's Annual Summer Financial Crisis, Our Extraordinary Leader, King Francis the Unavailable, quipped in yesterday's Independent that "Certain people will blame this administration for everything from now until 2030."
No statement could be further from the truth.
We will blame him until 2032, not 2030.
Because that's when the golf course will finally be payed off.
He owes us two more years.
Get it right next time.
