Sunday, February 6, 2011

Here We Go

It didn't take our beloved Mayor for Life, King Francis the Eternal, long to unleash his minions on Kathy Catzaro-Perry, his opponent for mayor in the Democratic Primary this May.

Our mayor for life is a master at slinging mud, and using his minions to do the dirty work for him. Because, as we all know, in Massillon the buck stops every where else but at the mayor's desk.

And here is the best the minions could come up with so far;

Kathy Catazaro-Perry doesn't go to church in Massillon.

She goes to Saint Joan of Arc, in Perry Township.

Perry Township, a foreign land, where infidels practice religions much different than our own native Massillonian Christianity.

Really? This is the best you can do?

We really expected better.

Please try and do better than;

"Why does she go to St. Joan of Arc church? Is it really Massillon first with her?"

What is a little disconcerting is that the minions know where she attends church...

Good job minions! Gonna tell us where she buys her groceries next?

By the way, if you need help, and it appears that you do, the Crisis Intervention Center is in the phone book.

Oh wait, the Crisis Intervention Center is in Canton. They probably only deal with Canton psychosis.