Ready to collect the Honorable Councilman from Massillon, Larry Slagle's $250 dollar bounty.
From Last Thursday's Independent Newspaper;
FOR YOUR INFO During a public comment period, Councilman at-large Larry Slagle, a Democrat, offered to donate $250 to a charity of choice to anyone who ousts an anonymous “blogger” or website producer who he claims is unprofessionally “attacking” him periodically.
We are now ready to expose and list our crack staff.
We are now ready to lift the veil of secrecy shrouding the world wide media empire that is the Massillon Review.
Why are we doing this?
For fame and profit, or are there deeper reasons?
Actually, it's for the fame and profit part.
We want the money.
Additionally, our crack staff has lost night after night of sleep after realizing the impact of the vicious, brutal attacks on the estimable Councilman Slagle where we (gasp) repeated his printed quotes and shared his proposed parks ordinance with our faithful readers.
A truly blood curdling sequence of postings that probably has the children of our community sleepless from the resultant nightmares.
(Cue the nightmare music)
For this, we are repentant and realize the error of our ways.
We must strive to follow the bright shining path of civility blazed through the body politic by the Honorable Councilman himself.
Stay tuned throughout the day as the staff of the Massillon Review comes clean.
It should be extraordinary!
