Friday, May 15, 2015

Legendary Support

It appears our faithful readers missed us. They missed us sooooo much, they send us stuff every day.

And we thank them for their loyal support.

And among the items they shared with us yesterday were the mayoral nominating petitions of The Extraordinary One, King Francis the 'Independent.'

To run as an 'Independent' for mayor of Massillon, a candidate needs the signatures of 81 voters to be placed on the ballot.

King Francis the 'Independent' collected 154 signatures.

And after the crack Massillon Review research team thoroughly examined the signatures, they noticed our once and future mayor for life has Legendary support in his quest to return to the mayor's office.

Remember, the City of Massillon is divided into 26 voting precincts.

And 40% of the people who signed a petition wanting Cicchicnnelli to run an eighth time for mayor came from just one precinct?

Any guesses?

Are you sure?

40% of the people who want Cicchinelli back live in the neighborhood around the Legends of Massillon Golf Course.

And we were all shocked!

We were once famously told by former President Bill Clinton that the Era of Big Government is over.

Oh wait, King Francis the 'Independent' threw Bill Clinton out of town.

The Era of Big Government lives on at the Legends of Massillon Golf Course.

Subsidized government golf course views by a city in fiscal emergency must certainly be a prudent use of taxpayer dollars.

We are so curious as to what the Cicchinellis could have possibly promised their golf course neighbors to garner their support?

What could it possibly be?