Meet the Gang

Want the chance to meet our Extraordinary Mayor for Life, King Francis the Eternal, Lord Sovereign of the City?

Our Eternal Leader will be having a campaign fundraiser next Thursday, from 5 p.m. until 8 p.m., at the Massillon Knights of Columbus, 988 Cherry Road NW.

Tickets are $25 per person and includes dinner, dessert, beverage, and entertainment from the band LaFlavour. Sounds like a fine deal.

LaFlavour... LaFlavour... Don't they usually play at the Mayor's Summer Concert Series?

If you need tickets, call Team Cicchinelli at 330-832-3373.

As the mayor has drawn a 'line in the sand' about outsiders involving themselves in the civic affairs of Massillon, we are supremely confident that he isn't taking any more money from people who do not reside within the corporate limits of the city of Massillon, so we must assume this event is only open to native Massillonians, unless you are married to the mayor.

This will be the perfect opportunity for all our faithful readers to meet the mayor and his minions, the colorful characters who have brought so much entertainment value to city government.

Our readers have a tremendous opportunity to possibly meet the following stars of the Massillon Review;

Lap Dog of the Treasury, Paul Manson
Taxman Hersher
        (You can ask him what his next planned tax hike will be)
The Mayor's Loyal Enforcer, Glenn Gamber
The Mayor's Loyal Defender, Jayne Ferrero
The Mayor's Legal Beagle, Pericles Stergios
The Mayor's Loyal Contributor, R.I.N.O. Donnie Peters
'Arena Boy' Bob Sanderson
The Park Board Lackeys
David 'I am above the Law' McCune,
'The Puppet' Ron Mang
Parks Czar Kenn Kaminski
Real Estate Mogul Ron Pribich
Council wannabe Mrs. Ron Pribich
The First Lady for Life, Joy Cicchinelli
'The Cicchinelli for Mayor Committee'
           aka Safety-Service Director Mike Loudiana
numerous 'Friends of the Program' and perhaps even Hampton Inn investor John Helline will be in attendance. Ask him for a free room, after all, we pay the mortgage!

Unfortunately, 'The Carpetbaggers' will probably NOT be in attendance, other wise we could have gotten a group photograph of the stars of the Massillon Review.

Hopefully the crowd won't be so large that Fire Chief Tom Burgasser has to call out the National Guard to maintain order.