They Hate Massillon

Massillon's Extraordinary Mayor for Life, King Francis the Eternal, Lord Sovereign of the City has called his opponent in May's Democratic primary "sneaky." According to our Eternal Leader, Kathy Catazaro-Perry is controlled by "carpetbaggers."

"I'm my own man. Kathy is not her own lady" (Frank Cicchinelli, The Independent, Februay 8, 2011).

The mayor's minions have attacked her devotion to all things Massillon. They point out that she even goes to church in (gasp) Perry Township.

Apparently God is every where. Except in Perry Township.

If you live there, you should move.

Kathy, we are to believe, if you listen to the mayor's minions is an evil, hateful, witch.

Her evil doing was on display for all North East Ohio to see just last week.

Kathy Catazaro-Perry, in her spare time coaches a special needs cheerleading team.

The American Elite Idols.

They were profiled on Channel 3 News last week.

One of our faithful readers passed along the video link;

www.wkyc.com/video/default.aspx?bctid=874267982001

Why would WKYC Channel 3 profile Catazaro-Perry's team?

Don't they know how evil she is? Don't they know she is trying to take our Mayor for Life's job?

What's wrong with Channel 3?

According to our crack, and over worked, Massillon Review research team, WKYC Channel 3 is NOT in Massillon.

Channel 3 is in Cleveland.

Cleveland, according to our research, is outside the corporate limits of the city of Massillon.

This would make Channel 3 anti-Massillon.

Or worse, carpetbaggers.

The news feature makes Catazaro-Perry look like a decent and caring person.

Surely the voters of Massillon will see through this charade of decency and realize that she is "sneaky," and a hateful witch.

Because if she isn't, that would make the mayor's minions liars.

And who could possibly believe that?